Jokes from Jewelry Man/Eben Gregory

I came across these joke from Eben Gregory's Twitter Page and thought they were good enough to share on a rainy friday. Enjoy!



Q: what do women and condoms have in common?

A: they both spend more time in your wallet than on your d!ck.



Q: why do so many women fake orgasms?

A: because so many men fake foreplay.



Q: what is a mans idea of foreplay?

A: a half hour of begging.



Q: why is it so hard for women to find a man who is sensitive and caring?

A: because those men already have boyfriends.



Q: what food sucks 80% of the sex drive out of women?

A: the wedding cake.