Some good info Tiger needed a few weeks ago.

All the things that Tiger did wrong: A guide to pimping heffas, being a billionaire without getting caught up nd not ending up killed by crazy bitch you gave the bizness to. -Written by MsPuddin.

We all know everyone has a freaky side. Of course it’s usually the ones we least expect it from who have a whole closet full of freak ass freak in them. Although it’s still hard to imagine Tiger Woods (of all people) saying, “I want to f*ck the shyt out of you, you dirty whore nigga lovin bitch. You want this Tiger dack down your throat? A healthy dosage of Tiger uppercut?”, he sort of did. Kinky.

All professional athletes have hoes. Even Kobe has bitches. He just has smarter ones (with ID) under contract to shut them the f*ck up.

Marrying a million dollar man, extra coochie is definitely and more than likely included. Does Kool-Aid need sugar? Thought so.

A bitch on the side will get everything her heart desires. She just has to work on two things: A quick kneel and silence. It’s all about balancing and stabilizing the coochie on the side so there isn’t any confusion or swinging gold clubs.

First of all, call your hoes through a burner (temporary, pre-paid cell phone for the urban illiterate) and never leave voicemails. The whole voicemail situation is baffling anyway. Where in the game do you wait for your hoes to call back? Exactly.

Messing with white crazy women will always get you in trouble. Invariably use black or minority broke or bougie women and keep them on payroll in order to keep the peace. Don’t forget to change your number every couple months and have a rotation of five hoes every two months, only keeping one as your bottom bitch. Never, ever say, “I love you.” Bottom line, don’t get attached or catch feelings playa.

Throw lavish parties and invite your hoes. This ensures they sleep with other men you know and takes the heat off of you. Know when to cut contact for a few months ignoring hoes and keep the wife satisfied. One major thing Tiger made the mistake of was lying. You can’t lie to women. If Elin is that naive of a woman he should have told her from the jump.

And last but not least, Do not get killed by your side piece or main lady!!!! NO! DO NOT DO IT! IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR THESE WOMEN TO LEAVE YOU SLUMPED AND LUMPED IN A CORNER!!! (R.I.P. Chris Henry and Steve McNair)

Playas, please have an entourage. I know pro ballers are dumb, but where are the nigra posse's? Where is that illicit friend known for getting hoes in and out? See above all the advice given, get you some hanger-on’s that know how and when to do the things you should but can’t do because of endorsements and your squeaky clean image. Every good girl has a whore friend who will lie, cheat, steal, and take the blame for her girls.