Sexy Pic Fail

Ladies, if you want to take pictures of yourself and send them to people on the internet, there are a few rules that you need to follow:
1)  If your are ugly as hell but got a good body, cut off your face. We can put someone elses head on the body to make ourselves feel better for looking at it.

2)  If your are cute but have a messed up body, include everything, we dont need to be fooled. Face looking like Tyra Banks, but you step out the car looking like Philip Banks!

3) If you are ugly as hell and got a messed up body, shoot yourself! Aint nothing worse than clicking on a thumbnail pic of your eye and it opens up to all this cottage cheese mess. Nasty Ass Ass!