Fellas did you forget Sweetest Day? Well give her a Pearl Necklace!

Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen.  It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust.  Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure. [LINK]

This is what happens when a bunch of people with no money come up with a simple ass idea to make some.  BRILLIANT!