I payed $20 to get into a strip club and...........

If i were to walk into a strip club and see a midget on the pole, ,i would immediaetly feel cheated. i paid full price, and i want to see a full sized person. and i know she would get mad if i started making it rain with change. I mean, if you throw singles and 5's at normal strippers, what is the rate for midgets?