Booty Pop Butt Pads!

I think i speak for all men that if you pull your girls pants down and her ass goes away, its grounds for a Chris Brown (just playing)! But the deception of this is just dead wrong. Now you are gonna have guys carrying a needle to stick girls in the ass to see if it is real or not. I wonder if the pad has a hole in it and the girl sits down, does it work like a whoopy cushion?